All about Pinoy’s May

By: Danny S. Villanueva

Flores De Mayo
· Kalabasa Flowers: dipped in mayonnaise, masarap!
· Dumayo man: the arrival of pretty girls para sa barn dance party sa basketball court;
· Flowered girls of Mayo Clinic: the gays of May

Santacrusan
· Sta. Cruz: Where you can get the best croussant
· The way you call a Japanese Christian
· Also the way the Japanese calls Santa Clause
· Parada ng mga baklang Reyna Elena

May 1
· Labor Day in RP: highest rate of maternity cases
· International freedom fighters Day: Divorcees’ jubilee celebration
· Welgang Bayan: Picnics at Plaza Miranda and Mendiola
· Town Fiesta sa T. Bugallon at Gagalangin: St. Joseph the Worker
· Workers wait for the President’s announcement on the increase in minimum wage: May 1 peso increase per day! Yehey!!!

Summer Break
· Bakasyon (beer) grande ng mga estudyante!
· Summer (love) classes ng mga estupidyante!
· Simmer at the beach: getting the tan;
· Summer money: additional funds for Halo-halo and Dirty ice cream
· Summer back breaker: more grueling trek to Baguio
· Dehins goli sa Baguio: walang tubig;

First Typhoon in May
Puro Kulog at kidlat: wala namang ulan, puro ingay lang
Hale storm: Butas ang bubong!
Brownout na naman: walang aircon, magpaypay na lang.
Baha: Mabubutas na naman ang mga kalye.